I picked up the phone and heard a Windows 93-esque water drop sound sample. They began to explain that their services are confidential and take privacy very seriously. They asked me for my social security number so I gladly provided the information. A prince from Nigeria is supposed to get back with me in a couple of weeks for my 2.4USD$ million to be deposited in my life-savings account. Thanks and bye bye!
They called and and was very courteous. They convinced me that it was ok to come out of the closet. My wife always suspected I was Gay, however I tried to hide it as best as possible. I no longer hide my attraction to male midgets and my bosses.
He farted into the phone
Did not leave a message.